This pandemic not over yet? The good news is there is still a fun way to mess with your friends and/or family and/or boss and/or anyone else who needs to add a little spice to their life. That's why we are re-launching the Government Chocolate Dick Stimulus Box - Round 2!
We are all fully aware there is some $$ coming for each and every one of us. What most people don't realize is that it's a direct deposit into most people's bank. That's why it's a perfect opportunity to send a The Stimulus Box to someone's door today.
Accompanied by an official looking letter that hints at another $10,000 in stimulus funds, this limited edition box is the best thing since The Tax Evasion Box.
Let's all bring a little levity to our situations and send a fun prank in the mail to our friends and family and ex boyfriends/girlfriends, and old bosses this quarantine season. Because Earth 2020 can suck ma' balls.
Make Mail Great Again and order now!
Orders will typically ship within 1-3 business days so you can be sure their chocolate cravings will be met ASAP!
We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries.
If you are shipping to a hot location, please make sure to select insulated shipping when checking out!
ORDERS TYPICALLY SHIP WITHIN 1-3 BUSINESS DAYS
Sent the Don to brother in-law at work after thanksgiving knowing he would think it was one of his clients holiday gift. He opened it with a crowd of his coworkers looking over his shoulder to see what the got. As soon as it was open the shop exploded in laughter. He still hasn’t figured out where it came from
Happy Birthday Box
My friend was being kinda a jerk so we didnt speak for a week until he received this dick. We laughed it off. Sometimes all you need is a dick to brighten your day